September 2010
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I want to start a band that sounds basically like...
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I want a dick shaped waffle maker.
dcullz:
But I googled it and they don’t exist. I need to do further research and find one. Its a necessity to making my days go better.
I’m with you girl, you should patent that shit.
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“Something that I find is often lost in the ‘why should I bother with all this’...”
– PTO Reader/Viewer Ed Arnold
Preach it! Don’t disrespect the ladies with your scrubby shit. Dress up once in awhile fellas.
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“And for your lovin’ Imma Die Hard like Bruce Willis”
– Nicki Minaj
Build the damn mosque
I think I’ve finally decided on how I want to celebrate this nine-eleven holiday weekend. Thats right…drinking games, when the names are inevitably read out loud in front of the pile-o-wreaths at “ground zero”, lets throw back a shot this year for every Muslim name read in honor of their sacrifice too.
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Writing short's in pieces
The fabric covered lamp shaded the room in a soft red glow. His old bicycle leaned against the closet door in defeat. The tuxedo coated cat perched itself atop the bookshelf and watched the scene unfold. The door burst open and for a moment that was all, then as gracious as a train, he stumbled in through the doorway and straight for the desk.
A quarter filled bottle of wine sits to the right...
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“objects and their functions no longer had any significance. All I perceived was...”
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Federico Fellinni on LSD
allegna asked: matty, were you scared to get back on your bike after a crash? were you jumpy? I jump every time I use a crosswalk and a car doesn't stop right away.
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Stuck in my head all day long.
fuckshitfuckshitfuckshitf**k
forced semi-sobriety is horrible
I don’t know what to do with myself
I sneak drinks here
I sneak tokes there
I do this all in fear
Sitting in my room late at night would be so much bareable if I was wasted
It’s sad, I’m ashamed and not
Life is realistically very fucking boring most of the time
I honestly don’t know how christians do it
I guess it’s nice in...
